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Bodega Boys

Ep 77: Gawd Episode

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2017

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Hurricanes, Racist Pigeons, Car Accidents, Die for the Hive, Culture Clash and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's good America? It's your boy, Lynn Boston. I'm back in the building doing the intro for the most illustrious podcast in the world.

0:08.0

But, take a boys. This is episode 77 and I just want to take this opportunity to shout out my co-D, Ohojee, Herman Cain for holding me down.

0:17.0

The 999 plan was brilliant because our 9's bust. I'm the Secretary of HUD. You know what that means?

0:26.0

Sign, use those drones. That's right. I'm the Secretary of House. I'm the House Nigger. You know what I'm saying? It's a...

0:36.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, check it. Yo, girl, I'll house you. I'm the House Nigger now. Herman Cain. Herman Cain.

0:42.0

Kick some shit. I got pizza zone dick for y'all. I got pizza zone dick for y'all. I got pizza zone dick for y'all. For all black people!

0:50.0

Yay! 999!

0:52.0

999!

0:53.0

I'll sneak this with the House Nigger. Head head. Oh, dead fellow made of house.

0:59.0

We out here. Oh, check it. Freeze that enough to tap up the dome.

1:03.0

I'm off. Ben Boston. Listen to me. I'll take your head and place it with the Shocking Lane engine. Now you're thinking brilliantly.

1:12.0

I'm the Housing and Urban Negro Development Head. I'm the HUD.

1:18.0

Hey, Herman Cain, we can't be taken so far. Do the fucking job.

1:25.0

Live from Red Bull Studios, New York.

1:42.0

Oh, shit. I need to keep... Oh, shit.

1:51.0

Episode 77! That's right, Bobin! Yeah, away episode.

1:55.0

Yeah, the most illustrious podcast in the world. Yeah.

1:58.0

Broadcasting in July of all fucking satellites. It's right. In space.

2:02.0

We're bouncing the sounds off the Hubble Telescope. There's Martians listening to this shit like, yo.

2:08.0

They're all the shutters. And Mars people, they're using the N word because they can listen to this shit.

2:12.0

Just mad aliens. We're like, yo, look at that moon rock, my nigga.

2:16.0

Look at this, we're in Timberlands.

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