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🗓️ 28 August 2017
⏱️ 96 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's good America? It's your boy, Lynn Boston. I'm back in the building doing the intro for the most illustrious podcast in the world. |
0:08.0 | But, take a boys. This is episode 77 and I just want to take this opportunity to shout out my co-D, Ohojee, Herman Cain for holding me down. |
0:17.0 | The 999 plan was brilliant because our 9's bust. I'm the Secretary of HUD. You know what that means? |
0:26.0 | Sign, use those drones. That's right. I'm the Secretary of House. I'm the House Nigger. You know what I'm saying? It's a... |
0:36.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, check it. Yo, girl, I'll house you. I'm the House Nigger now. Herman Cain. Herman Cain. |
0:42.0 | Kick some shit. I got pizza zone dick for y'all. I got pizza zone dick for y'all. I got pizza zone dick for y'all. For all black people! |
0:50.0 | Yay! 999! |
0:52.0 | 999! |
0:53.0 | I'll sneak this with the House Nigger. Head head. Oh, dead fellow made of house. |
0:59.0 | We out here. Oh, check it. Freeze that enough to tap up the dome. |
1:03.0 | I'm off. Ben Boston. Listen to me. I'll take your head and place it with the Shocking Lane engine. Now you're thinking brilliantly. |
1:12.0 | I'm the Housing and Urban Negro Development Head. I'm the HUD. |
1:18.0 | Hey, Herman Cain, we can't be taken so far. Do the fucking job. |
1:25.0 | Live from Red Bull Studios, New York. |
1:42.0 | Oh, shit. I need to keep... Oh, shit. |
1:51.0 | Episode 77! That's right, Bobin! Yeah, away episode. |
1:55.0 | Yeah, the most illustrious podcast in the world. Yeah. |
1:58.0 | Broadcasting in July of all fucking satellites. It's right. In space. |
2:02.0 | We're bouncing the sounds off the Hubble Telescope. There's Martians listening to this shit like, yo. |
2:08.0 | They're all the shutters. And Mars people, they're using the N word because they can listen to this shit. |
2:12.0 | Just mad aliens. We're like, yo, look at that moon rock, my nigga. |
2:16.0 | Look at this, we're in Timberlands. |
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