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Bodega Boys

Ep 76: Trust the Process

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Trump is gonna kill us all, The eclipse, KKK, Nazi's, Jerry Lewis, Funny baby names and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the applause. Thank you. I know I hold these rallies like every five days, but this one is special. I just want to send a special message out to Boy Trompito, aka a president,

0:17.0

I want to say, oh, my, I'm just kidding. I hate Spanish. I want all of you to be in the country at once.

0:24.0

Listen to me. There's been a lot of my large e-beings spoken about me in the media, the fake news, especially the fake news, Jake Tapper. You haven't tapped as many years. You're a liar. You fake news. Listen to me. There's a lot of violence on both sides of the aisle on the odd left and the odd right.

0:45.0

I'm saying it's the easiest equal blame. Okay. Nazis have rights too. In the words of a very esteemed smart guy, Jesus H nice, okay, Jesus H Fuego aka young Chipotle, you gotta hear both sides.

1:02.0

Oh, that's straight mark. You can't use it. Hey, oh, ladies, gentlemen, give it up for Jesus. Nice.

1:21.0

I'm not too much in the picture. He's here for my rally. Thank you, Jesus. Fuck you, Trump. We don't rock with you. Flip it alive.

1:28.0

That's right.

1:30.0

To the drop. Live from Red Bull Studios, New York.

1:52.0

Somebody's supposed to have mom a damn minute. Is that too dark?

1:57.0

I'll die for the high. I'll die for the high. It's just a wild explosion. Yeah, wait a minute. That visit from the sequencer.

2:06.0

Oh shit. The sequencer was even fucking my dad. They're not investigation. They got me on her on Red Voice Meals.

2:13.0

Oh, it's episode 76, 76. Trust the process. We want to make everyone.

2:19.0

Carro. That's right. Is it trust the process episode? Yeah. Sorry about last week. We don't want so hard.

2:26.0

It's going on. Yeah. How you get you can't be mad at us. Come on. You know, we do. We get smithy. We come up.

2:32.0

You know what you look at on Peter's website and they be having like the fucking cows and they be having like the wild machines and the nipples.

2:39.0

The cows is miserable. Like, you're going to be out of my misery. That's us making the TV show the heart.

2:43.0

We got nothing. We leave it all on the table for you every day. Every day. Every day.

2:48.0

This is mentally exhausting. I can't take it anymore. My udders are sore. Yeah. Then I look at the bank account and I'm like,

2:54.0

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Okay. Jesus Christ. Okay. Young Chipotle. Okay. Park State. Family.

2:59.0

Terrier. Okay. Christappas. Lane. Dang. Eli. That'd be beautiful. She's got a little slower than I know you're bitch. Young day party. Young hot take day.

3:06.0

So you go. Mr. Nando's the rando. Mio. David. I caught the window. Whoever you are. We can't go enough. The two V8.

3:12.0

BOSS. And see look at going to be put in for 40 with your shorty. Okay. I don't talk to me. Oh, I don't know you.

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