My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Michael in there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club,

but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it.

They've only gone and turned it into a series.

So do yourself a favour and watch my awkward years in glorious technicolor,

changing in strain free on ITVX.

Comedy is back in the building.

Did you know that all household, electronic and lighting items are free to recycle?

When you recycle e-waste, you're not just preventing it going to landfill,

you're also giving it new life,

recovering valuable resources that can be used again,

and stopping harmful substances from entering our environment.

Recycle for free with we,

at your local authority recycling centre for participating electrical retailer.

Visit wearland.ie for details.

A message from Wearland,

the government-approved scheme for electrical and battery recycling.

Today's cocktail is called tap that ass.

The ingredients you need are one ounces of brandy,

one ounce of passion fruit lachorum,

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