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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 77: Bloody Mary

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code DRUNK at https://Fanimal.com Support the show and use promocode DRUNK at https://DietSmoke.com for 20% off your order. Visit http://marknormandcomedy.com/ and https://www.sammorril.com/shows for more details! Join the Patreon for bonus episodes weekly and more bonus content: Patreon.com/WeMightBeDrunkPod Send us emails WeMightBeDrunkPod@gmail.com Credit Music courtesy of Ugly Smile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, hey folks. Here we are. We might be drunk. We're doing it. We're back. Whoa. It's a see-a-man. You too. You look good. No, you too. Oh, thank you

0:14.9

I got I got eight hours of sleep last night, which is so rare for me

0:18.1

I got like six and a half which is honestly I'll take it six and a half isn't bad

0:21.9

It's not a horrible number now because you're in you're you're going towards seven. Yeah, that's pretty good wasn't hard

0:27.1

Like of course I got well a year of construction my building just

0:32.2

And you can't talk shit cuz you got the hammer. Yeah, right right here. Where are you at on sleep mask? Would you do it? You do it at home?

0:40.2

Yeah, you don't know it's nice. I got drapes

0:43.5

Yeah, and they match the carpet, but

0:46.3

Wow, what's wrong with it? I don't I mean other drawer. I just I just want to wake up and wake up

0:51.3

I don't want to I got the temperedic so it like it almost like puts pressure on the eyelids

0:54.8

It's kind of nice. I like it

0:57.1

Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, what about a fan? All my friends going up. I got to have a fan going

1:01.2

That's like a lady thing. I feel like a fan. They because they always wanted to be a little colder in the sound

1:06.4

Right, right. Yeah, women are always cold, but they also want it to be cold. That's true. Yeah, that's true

1:12.7

It's a remember that great David tell joke. He's like, you know, I women like a vibrator sounds like it's listing

1:17.7

Damn, that's brilliant. God damn. I know he's the king. How do you find that angle? I know exactly I've heard 800 vibrator jokes never heard that it's a clean vibrator

1:29.0

Yes, that's right. That's why it's oh man. Well, uh, yeah, I like the noise machine. It was raining gently last night

1:36.5

I know which is like oh my god. I think that helps. That's new the absolute best

1:41.3

Yeah, cuz it's fun if you go on YouTube. There's all these like sleep

1:45.1

Four-hour sleep sound, you know, it's like rain or or waves or whatever for me

1:50.9

It's I didn't need to make a New York one. It's just hobo lady yelling guy screaming. You know deranged guy talking about the government or whatever

1:59.3

The black Israel like you need to listen

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