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🗓️ 23 May 2022
⏱️ 92 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're doing it. We're back. World's a colliding. We got a big guest, an old pal. We might be Tuesdays. |
0:14.0 | Oh, we might be gay. We might be a lot of things. How are you Joe Joe? |
0:19.0 | Genuine question. Where are the cameras? |
0:22.0 | Am I on? Am I here? One here? One here? I noticed none of them are pointing at me. |
0:28.0 | Oh, this guy. That's you. That's your camera. That's your A. |
0:31.0 | I'm looking at you assholes and I don't see nothing. |
0:34.0 | Oh, yeah. All right. So do I talk to you? Do I talk to the people at home? Talk to us. |
0:39.0 | Hey folks, we're the hosts. Yeah. We're going sober today. You got it with a green tea, I assume. |
0:44.0 | I got an Emperor's Clouds mist. Grande. He just had my chocolate chip cookie in the lobby. |
0:49.0 | What is an Emperor's mist? Don't worry about it. It's a green tea. It's like a standard green. |
0:55.0 | You want a sniff? Yeah. You might get a little bit of my breath on the lip there. |
0:58.0 | It sounds like a good cleave. It's an Emperor's mist. Not bad, right? |
1:01.0 | It's just a typical green. There's also the Jade Citrus mint. That's a mint green tea. |
1:06.0 | And I don't care for the mint. I don't like the mint either. |
1:08.0 | I'm not a big T.I. associate with being sick. I can't do T.O. |
1:12.0 | Oh, interesting. Don't tell the British. |
1:14.0 | What's like chicken noodle to me? It's like, I can't get amped up for it because I'm like, I just am like that. |
1:19.0 | I love chicken noodle. I like it too, but I get it when I'm sick. |
1:21.0 | I see associate. I always think this though. |
1:24.0 | People are always like, if you're sick, have a little green tea, but I'm like, I drank three green teas a day. |
1:28.0 | Right. Every day. And I got sick. Yeah. |
1:31.0 | So it must be our rapper's field with Cizarp. |
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