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Slack.com slash DHQ. A new poll shows that Joe Biden has fallen behind in the Democrat

race to find out who will lose the next election to Donald Trump. The poll, Lester Kaminsky

of Krakow, says Biden is now at 19 percent behind both the Communist guy and the pretend

Indian woman who are tied to 20 percent. Biden reacted to the poll with amazement saying

he was shocked to find out he was running for president, although that might explain

what he was doing in New Hampshire, which up to now he had thought was Vermont, which

might explain why he was wearing skis, even though it was August, which he had thought

was November, which might explain why it's not Thanksgiving. In a speech to a broom closet,

he accidentally wandered into a week ago, Biden said, quote, this latest poll is just

another example of how my campaign is being undermined by facts and information. My opponent

say I'm getting old and losing my wits, but when you look back over my long career, I

have been absolutely consistent in my blithering idiocy. Unquote excited by the new poll, Bernie

Sanders delivered a speech to the Association of Former KGB interrogators saying quote,

I hear by pledge to spend every dollar America has ever produced or ever will produce until

we end the scourge of human freedom or global warming or whatever you choose to call it.

Unquote. Senator Elizabeth Warren heard about the new poll in Iowa, where she had been

standing in front of a cigar store, pretending to be made of wood, and then suddenly springing

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