Ep 75 | Who Has the Biggest Moose? | Guest: Kevin Seefried
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2019
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Why we should rename Mt. Everest, what hipsters are and aren't, when cemeteries become yoga studios, and the best legislation to come out of Utah—all this on another installment of Friday Release Valve.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton again. |
| 0:17.0 | And today it being Friday guys, we're going to do another release valve show. |
| 0:21.0 | I'm going to bring on Kevin Seifree here in a minute and we're going to |
| 0:25.0 | be funny together but before we do any of that we need to give a word to our |
| 0:29.8 | sponsor something's off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by the naked kitchen. |
| 0:36.0 | Fine, French Bistro, where the wait staff is, they're wearing clothes, they're normal. It's the kitchen staff in the back. They're not |
| 0:46.8 | wearing clothes. If you're new to this, if you haven't heard the preceding episodes this week. |
| 0:50.5 | This is a restaurant, it's a French restaurant. |
| 0:53.0 | Everything about this restaurant's normal. |
| 0:55.0 | It's just that in a kitchen, the chefs are all naked, that's their thing. |
| 0:59.0 | And I have struggled entire week to get my audience to comprehend this basic, |
| 1:06.2 | albeit potentially gimmicky element here about them. |
| 1:11.7 | Yesterday people started bringing it horses to the restaurant. They tried to bring it a |
| 1:16.8 | horse and I lost it and I apologize for getting really angry. |
| 1:28.0 | Today, several of you sent me apologetic emails and assured me that next time you bring your horse, |
| 1:30.2 | your horse will be fully clothed. |
| 1:33.0 | So I guess that's that then, |
| 1:35.0 | because that was for sure what I was mad about. |
| 1:37.0 | You bring in your horses to the restaurant, naked. |
| 1:39.0 | That was well done, guys. |
| 1:41.0 | Way to break me. Way to break me just before Friday. The naked kitchen. Our chefs are |
| 1:50.9 | naked. My guest today is Kevin Seifreed. |
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