This is a headgum podcast.

So I just texted my sister to see if she likes coffee or not or if she drinks coffee

because I honestly don't really know if she has or not.

And she told me that she's not a hardcore drinker, but if there's a cup around and it

smells good, she'll have some. So we're definitely going to convert her in the week that she's

going to be here, right? Yeah, definitely going to give her the tour of coffee since, you know,

Seattle's oceans are made of coffee,

basically. I mean, at least the sirens started as soon as we started recording. We literally

just took like 40 minutes to get ready because we were like sitting down, looking through

the questions, and then being like, oh, maybe we should pee. Maybe we should like clean this

area up before we start, like before we got seated. And then as soon as we should pee. Maybe we should, like, clean this area up before we start, like, before we got seated.

And then as soon as we hit record.

So that's really fabulous.

The planets?

Not just kidding.

Not again.

Literally everyone has been like all my friends.

Everyone's just, we're all fucked.

I'm all having a bad time right now.

This is, oh my God, no.

I was saying it.

It's coffee with Rachel.

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