EP 74: When The Universe Is Against You

Coffee With Chrachel

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4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Last week sucked but we're back! Today we talk about what's not been ~roasting our beans~ Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle WA 98141 Become a Patreon today! bit.ly/CWCbinch Get you CWC mug today! bit.ly/CWCmerch

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:11.5	I think the universe is just trying to like plot against us right now.
0:16.3	It is.
0:17.1	Everyone I know is having like the worst week ever.
0:24.8	Same. Yeah, definitely same. um this coffee of Rachel yeah I'm Rachel and mercury stop I just looked at this up actually because I thought
0:31.6	I remember you saying that it was mercury so I looked it up and starting yesterday.
0:38.2	No, wait, no.
0:43.4	Starting on the 28th, which was Thursday when we didn't upload an episode because we were just like not having a day.
0:46.2	We had the worst fucking day ever.
0:47.7	And it was just like compounded onto like a not so great week.
0:51.6	So on the 28th, not just Mercury, but four other planets are now on retrograde as well.
0:58.1	Which ones?
0:59.4	So it says here, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Pluto, and Jupiter are all in retrograde.
1:04.6	Oh, the old jupe.
1:06.2	So the universe is really just like, fuck you right now.
1:09.9	They're getting ready for no man's sky.
1:12.7	I'm trying to look here what it says.
1:16.8	Yeah, I would love to know like what it all means.
1:18.8	All I know is my emotions have been all over the place.
1:22.8	Communication has been a fucking extra.
1:25.5	Random people contacting.
1:28.1	Fucking also the moodiest I've ever been.
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