Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boyd Detective.

Jordan, you know this about me. We've known each other a long time. You know that I'm a news nut.

Mm-hmm. I'm crazy about following the news.

You tackle those newsies in the street. Give me those papes, you say. I want the headlines. I want the bylines. Crosswords.

Morning edition, afternoon edition, evening edition. Give me the extra bonus edition so I can find out what's been happening in the latest

Dame murders. Society pages. Marma Duke.

The puzzle that's about playing bridge. Right. The bridge puzzle.

Those hot sears underwear ads. Ooh, you've seen them, Gals. Yausa. Yeah. The Gals that sears.

I visited a website called NPR.org. Mm-hmm. I don't know what this website is, but it's a news website of some kind.

And my favorite Russian bot farm or something you should be careful. But with any information you get on that, it might be.

Sorry, I just know there's a lot of like Russian bot farms out there putting out articles and stuff like that.

So just be careful. Just be careful. You know, fewer Russian bot farms, more central valley beat farms. That's what I say, Jordan.

Thank you. Finally, someone had the courage to say it. If we had one beat farm for every bot farm, just think of how red our piss would be.

We would think just imagine the piss. There was something wrong with our liver briefly. Right. And then remembering that you ate beats and then thinking that it's a little bit fun.

That your pee is a different color. Yeah. I'd like more asparagus farms too. Cause it makes your pee smell. And then you're like, yeah, I did eat asparagus today.

Yeah. Is there a fun salad that combines both beats and asparagus so you can really switch up that piss?

What about something with beats asparagus and urine? Sure. Just in a little like like a urine dressing.

This is yeah, that's what I presume to maybe some shallots and some red wine vinegar. That's great. Sounds really flavorful.

This is what I read. Yeah. Parts of the moon have stable temperatures fit for humans. Researchers find.

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