Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goam, Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Congratulations Jordan. As we record this, we just got back from San Diego Comic-Con

where you and Sarah Morgan were honored with two nominations for Eisner Awards.

The E and E got. Yeah funny. But a lot of people don't know that, but the Eisner is the E and E got.

And everybody who's won an Emmy, actually, and who thinks they have an E got.

I'm talking to you John Legend. You do not.

The E is for an Eisner Award and the God is for America's Got Talent.

Right. So once you win the Eisner and America's Got Talent, then you can E got.

You got to read a great comic book and then you got to be able to juggle chairs.

You got the only person who's ever won one. Grant Morrison.

It really was a great time. It was great to be down there in San Diego.

Great to take the beautiful Pacific Coast liner. What's it called? The star, Pacific Starliner.

The surf liner. The star, the camera edits. Your dad can make the home videos.

The Pacific surf liner down there. Enjoy it. You get to enjoy a beautiful view of San Juan,

Capastrano and such. On my train, there were, I'm going to say 200 drunk white ladies in fascinators

because it was the opening day of the racetrack.

I guess I don't know what a fascinator is.

That's a kind of hat you wear to the Queen's wedding or something.

It's like it's a purple shirt. Sure. Sure. Yeah. It's shaped like a cracker jack box

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