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The first round of the second round of the Democrat debates took place last night, and if anyone

was watching, please write in and let me know what happened. As I understand it, the

debates took place in Detroit, a city laid waste by Democrat policies. The theory seemed

to be if there's anyone left in Detroit who's still voting Democrat, they'd be too stupid

to understand how utterly they'd be screwed by the Democrats' policies so the candidates

won't lose any votes by proposing them. Which is a good thing since this debate included

mostly second-string candidates. This includes Bernie Sanders, who's polling at 20% of people

who still think communism is a great idea and that the Soviet Union will ascend to glory

just as soon as Stalin is brought back to life by the ghost of Rasputin chanting the

international. There's also Elizabeth Warren, who's polling at 1 1,024th of all the people

who believe she is favored by the great spirit in the sky, who himself is voting for Trump

because he enjoys the laughs. Then there's Beto O'Rourke, who was polling at 0%, but

feels once he finishes apologizing for his white privilege, his poll numbers will go up,

though by then the election will be over. And there's Pete Buttigieg, who is polling

at 0% among African Americans, though some may vote for him on the down low. Finally,

of course, there's Marianne Williamson, who is polling at a whopping 85% of all people

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