Ep 74 – The Near Death March
Infants on Thrones
Glenn Ostlund
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2014
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is that you get to go to the |
| 0:02.0 | many sowed. |
| 0:05.0 | One of the best. |
| 0:09.0 | One of the best parts of being from Northeastern Arizona |
| 0:12.0 | is that you get to go to the Grand Canyon and on scouting trips. |
| 0:15.0 | Like for example, the four-day excursion I took when I was in the Teacher Quorum. |
| 0:22.0 | We planned this trip for months down to |
| 0:24.4 | the most meticulous detail. In the weeks leading up to it, we practiced skills specifically for this |
| 0:28.9 | camp out, putting up tents for a multi-day hike, water purification so we could replenish our supply in the Colorado River, |
| 0:34.8 | and not tying to, you know, I'm not really sure what the not time was for, we just always did it, |
| 0:40.0 | whatever. |
| 0:41.0 | Anyway, eventually the long-awaited day arrived, but it wasn't all roses. |
| 0:44.2 | See, a few days earlier forecasts of inclement weather over the north rim started trickling in, and |
| 0:48.9 | we were all feeling a little nervous as we stood around our respective piles of gear in the church |
| 0:52.4 | four-year waiting to drive to the trailhead. |
| 0:54.7 | One kid in particular, Lawrence, was looking particularly unsure of himself. |
| 0:58.9 | Lawrence, now he was unique. |
| 1:02.0 | I've come to really hate the cliche of describing a person as someone who |
| 1:04.8 | walks to the beat of their own drum, but seriously I have never met anyone like Lawrence. |
| 1:09.7 | He was equal parts Kramer and Newman and Joe Dirt, |
| 1:12.6 | stout and knock-kneed and infused with the strength |
| 1:15.2 | you can only get from raising goats, which was his hobby. |
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