You know, I'll have a client come out here and break a rod, and you'll go right to,

I was the last thing my daddy ever gave me.

But it's like a production Bubba Blade Rod.

Yes.

I've never seen anyone in history eat a big bowl of ice cream and cherry cobbler and wash it down with a bloody marital.

Isn't that something?

You're an animal.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I, wait.

What do you think, man?

I don't know if you're laughing more at my terrible Louisiana accent or the story.

I'm laughing at the accent.

Okay, that's fine.

And I told you I suck at it.

No, I'm laughing because it works.

It's funny.

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people that believe everyone is wondering what magical adventure they're off to because they have a rod tube strapped to their book bag at the airport. And welcome to cut and retie the

fishing podcast that's here to tell you. Nobody cares. You should have just checked that. And it's

ridiculous that you just spent $15 on a jamba juice. Okay. I'm Joe Sir Melly. Happy Friday,

y'all. And I'm going to hustle through this week's

intro because we've got a lot to cover today. Yes, sir. So guess what? I just got back

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