The new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132 from Old Town is the first seamless battery-powered pedal

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and tidal current and explore distant snake

headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone. To learn more about the

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But he came down into the riverbed and we're doing like a thousand miles an hour following the curvature of the river and he's on, we're on the headset and he goes,

hey, you know how most people die in helicopters?

I'm like, how's that, bud?

He's like flying down a river like this.

Then she starts like pulling up pictures

on her phone of her previous employment job opportunity which was porn dude like porn right

like back in her younger days i was like did you bring khakis what do you got to wear you know

i was like uh no effects or bad religion that's exactly what you said I was like, I don't know, no effects or bad religion.

That's exactly what you said to me.

In the hotel room, you're like, no effects or bad religion.

And like, I took it all serious.

I was like, no effects.

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

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