Ep 74: THE BIRTH OF "I WANNA GO HOME"

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hosts CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) basically morph into Kesha Rose Sebert on this episode of "Two Less Lonely Girls" as they are possessed with the need to write a track not unlike "Timber" in that some of the lyrics are yelled. Joined by special guest singer/songwriter SARAH DOOLEY (@iamsarahdooley), the three geniuses do it again. It's about a fart. It's about wanting to go home. And it's about Caitlyn Jenner's vehicular manslaughter. We smell a hit. And also a fart.

Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli/Theme Song: @iamsarahdooley

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic and all
0:31.2	Post a biker in Fisher and rosebudmaker. Welcome back everybody to two less lonely girls. I'm Rosebud Baker. I'm
0:38.0	Corinne Fisher and today we have our special guest.
0:42.0	It's me.
0:45.0	Sarah Dooley.
0:47.0	What are we, are we a 50 show?
0:49.0	Are we literally Ed McMahon?
0:51.0	I liked everything about that. That was fun. It was was
0:55.3	M. Yeah, no, it felt like Peewe's Playhouse. Oh yes, it made me feel light.
1:02.7	And that is what today's episode is all about. Yeah, oh, that's perfect.
1:04.0	That's the way.
1:04.6	We reset.
1:05.6	Last week we brought you the Jeffrey Epstein ballad.
1:10.4	The ballot of Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, we didn't name that song.
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