Ep 73: THE BIRTH OF "OUR LOVE (IS A CONSPIRACY?)"

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

After eating a Subway sandwich and convincing cohost ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) that perhaps an entire pop ballad about Jeffrey Epstein isn't necessary, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) sits down, joined by special guest singer/songwriter SARAH DOOLEY (@iamsarahdooley), to pen yet another hit for music sensation ME ALSO. Hopefully you wanted to start your week off with fluffy banter about the Illuminati, 9/11, and a touch of pedophilia because that's what you're getting.

Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli/Theme Song: @iamsarahdooley

**SEE TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS LIVE THIS FALL!**

TORONTO, CANADA

JFL42

Thursday, September 19th @ 9pm & Saturday, September 21st @ 7pm

Festival passes on sale now, single tickets forthcoming!

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NEWPORT, RHODE ISLAND

Rogue Island Comedy Festival

Thursday, October 10th @ 9pm

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are to adult women. And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:15.0	We're crazy.
0:17.0	Hey!
0:18.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:21.0	One nation under Beeps. We're gonna be too less only girls. We're gonna be two lets only girls. We're gonna be two lets only girls.
0:29.2	We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear we're not being ironic at all
0:35.5	Hosted by Corin Fisher and Rosebud Baker
0:38.6	Welcome back everybody to two less lonely girls. I'm Rosebud Baker. I'm Corin Fisher and we've got our very special
0:46.4	guests today Sarah Dooley.
0:49.7	Amazing. Yeah the episode where we wrote the hit song Tears in My Pocket was such a
0:57.1	his song. Yeah, oh I mean, the thing is it because I was I was about you know I
1:01.8	would you normally say like soon to be and then I was like you
1:04.3	know what no let's just go full secret we're just saying it is you know when like
1:07.8	you're watching the presidential debates they don't say like if I'm president
1:10.8	they say when I'm president. Yes.
1:13.2	So this is what we're doing.
1:14.8	Absolutely.
1:16.6	Right on cue, Charlie has got his squeakiest choice.
1:19.1	Yeah, he's got his squeaky toy.
1:20.4	That's his slut girlfriend, Gina. I thought you were going to say that's what
1:25.6	he the toy he brings out when a slut's over because he just brought it to me and I was
1:28.7	like wow no no no that's a bee line for you. Gina, the fucking whore.
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