I'm Hello everyone and welcome back to the film re-roll.

We are the podcast where we play through your favorite movies as role-playing games and completely destroy them.

Why would we do such a thing?

Because that's our show. What is it that we do? Explain it again? Or for the first time? Because

you haven't explained it yet? Why are you looking at me like that? You haven't explained? I don't know

what you're talking about. I'm going to explain it to you. Chill, dude. Put down the gun.

Give me the girl. We are going to take a movie that you enjoyed, in this case, Blade Runner. Those of you who didn't like it,

you're cool too. And we are going to start at the beginning with our performers here in the main

characters. Now, unlike your regular improv, where we're just making up whatever bullshit we want

to make up, in this case, if we want to do something difficult, say shoot a gun or climb a tree

or interrogate someone, we can't just say we do it. We have to roll dice that tell us if we succeed

or fail and thus the story changes. Now, today, our DM is Jaws Vammer, so I'm going to hand it off

to her and let her introduce the whole thing in the jig. Amazing.

Hello, everyone.

We are going to be playing Blade Runner.

Blade Runner.

Because it is, in fact, November 2019, just like it is in the movie.

Oh, does this have to go out in November?

It has to go out in November.

Okay.

We'll do our best here.

I think it's November 2019.

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