Ep. 74 - Asian Words

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Dare we say this is one of the most fun episodes the boys have ever recorded? Yeah, we dare. In hilarious fashion, the crew covers a litany of topics including bootleg movies, cocaine, heroin, crack, meth, smoke breaks, bird attacks, Chinese buffets, fortune cookies, Toradol, drive-thru windows, motorcycles, washing your feet in the shower, hangover I.V.'s, TSA pre-check, loose change, sex tapes, evil lunch ladies, parking tickets, seat belts, and window breaking tools. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.

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0:00.0	One time one of these troopers called me out because you had a car stop to him.
0:04.3	I want to do it.
0:05.3	The guy had a trunk full of bootleg back in VHS.
0:09.0	There's some movies that hadn't I any when you got to I didn't hurt.
0:12.7	We're coming out yet a lot of like the original incredible Hulk and a bunch of those.
0:17.4	So I'm like I don't really know what to fucking do with some kind of copyright violation case.
0:21.9	We don't really do with that.
0:22.9	So just seize the videos.
0:24.8	He'll be happy.
0:25.4	You're letting him go.
0:26.4	Whatever.
0:27.4	And then we'll just spend the next two weeks just watching the fuck out of the house.
0:30.6	Yeah, that's what I was drugs to.
0:35.8	Yeah, definitely happens with some cows.
0:39.8	You guys remember the first like bootleg movie ever watched?
0:43.3	No, I was passionate Christ.
0:46.0	Really?
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	What it looked like was all fucked up.
0:49.0	It was really dark.
0:50.0	I don't know if that I still have never seen it like the real one.
0:51.6	I've seen the ones where the person holds the camera, especially like the older days.
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