Ep. 73 - Everyone Dies

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, the boys tackle the tough issues today like Roe vs Wade, what the sexiest accents in the United States are according to a new ranking, spray tanning, cats in college, sex cults, Uber drivers, the dangers of farming, come to grips with the fact that Game of Thrones will be over on Sunday, and try to decide what some of best endings are in the history of television and why it is so hard to say goodbye to a show that you've been watching for a good chunk of your life, lazy barbers, and much more. Per usual, the guys end the show with another edition of Friday Bangerz to help launch you into the weekend. Come and have a good time with us.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.

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0:00.0	Oh fuck.
0:01.0	C-Back, crack, crack, cold, yeah.
0:04.0	I can't eat all my cracky cold ones.
0:07.0	Yeah, the mose about to go on.
0:10.0	Just shit and then rip.
0:13.0	I've got cold over pain.
0:15.0	Let's go away.
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1:03.0	Can confirm.
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