Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton right now.

And the program is brought to you by The Naked Kitchen, a renowned three-star French

Bistro, conveniently located in the scenic eye patch district where the chefs and cooks are always entirely naked.

If you're looking for an ideal setting for a romantic date, look no further than the naked kitchen.

Where the kitchen staff make your meal entirely in the buff.

There's no greater aphrodisiac than delicious French cuisine

like the famous Coates-Gagnu grills,

or the sumptuous Moulet-Marigné Efritz.

Or maybe there is a greater aphrodisiac,

knowing that your three-star dinner is being prepared for you by

a chef somewhere in the back who you can't see who's not wearing any clothes.

Mention something's off and get a free sexy souffle ochacholot with your party of three or more.

I should break into this for a moment to clarify a couple of things for you guys.

I really do appreciate you patronizing the show's sponsors. Thank you. Thank you for doing that.

Yesterday we talked about tipping a little bit.

Tip your waitress. Tip your waiter. Do not try to go back into the kitchen to tip a chef. Somebody tried that yesterday.

You don't do that normally. You wouldn't do this with this particular restaurant. This is a normal.

It's just a French bistro.

I know that it's quirky, that the chef is naked in the back,

and so is the Sioux chef and all that, right?

You have no interaction with them whatsoever.

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