Ep 73: Pirates of the Cosmos

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2013

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

When Captain Japhy Whitman goes rogue, Starfleet sends the crew of the USS Sisyphus on hunt after their former counselor.

Improvised July 21st, 2013

Title suggested by Ben McLoughlin via Facebook.

Edited by Chris Rathjen

Transcript

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0:00.0	Sir?
0:01.0	Yes.
0:02.0	We just got orders from Starfleet.
0:12.0	Great. On screen.
0:14.0	Or do you just want to tell me?
0:16.0	I was just going to tell you it was a secure decoded.
0:19.0	It's a code that I decoded.
0:21.0	I'm starting to cipher.
0:22.4	Oh, cool.
0:23.4	Is that even the word? Code ciphering?
0:24.6	I think so. That's awesome. I just made that up. Yeah, it's something I've been doing in my spare time. It's like cryptic crossword presents. Hey, do you want to go down to Starboards later with me, maybe get a drink? Yeah, you might need a drink after this.
0:35.2	Oh, what-it- okay? Tell me what happened.
0:36.8	Jaffy's gone rogue. He's taking his ship.
0:39.2	What?
0:39.7	Yeah, Captain Jaff a drink after this. Oh, okay, tell me what happened. Jaffy's gone rogue. He's taking his ship. What? Yeah, Captain Jaffe has gone rogue. There are reports that he's scouring the galaxy, looting other people's ships. Captain Jaffey Whitman, who used to be the counselor on this ship. Yes, and Starfleet gave us orders to take him out. They want him dead or alive. Preferably dead. It said preferably
0:55.5	dead. This was from direct order from Admiral Damocles. My oldest friend who used to get on my
0:59.8	nerves a lot. Now I have to hunt him down and kill him. Well, okay. Okay. Yeah. That sounds good.
1:06.6	A lady. Yeah. I recently decrypted a Starfleet transmission.
1:11.8	You did?
1:12.4	Yeah.
1:12.9	I'm real good at cryptography.
1:15.1	I got a book a few months ago called Cryptography in a month of lunches.
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