Ep 72: Whatever Happened to Baby Corbo?
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2013
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
The death of Admiral Hayes has dramatic repercussions on the Hayes family, and threatens to tear the Sisyphus family apart.
Improvised August 4, 2013.
Title suggested by Justin Kavanagh via Facebook.
Edited by Nick Wagner
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Commander Hayes, can I see you in my ready room? |
| 0:07.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:09.1 | I needed to talk to you alone for a moment, Commander. |
| 0:13.7 | Corbo. |
| 0:14.7 | Corbo. |
| 0:15.7 | Gosh, I just don't know how to say this exactly. |
| 0:19.7 | Yes, sir? |
| 0:20.7 | You've been requested to be transferred back to Starfleet Academy. I just don't know how to say this exactly. Yes, sir? |
| 0:23.8 | You've been requested to be transferred back to Starfleet Academy. |
| 0:27.5 | To, like, run the Academy, or...? You'll be in charge of the astrophysics division specifically. |
| 0:32.1 | Oh, okay. All right, I was worried there. |
| 0:33.5 | You ever have that nightmare where you didn't... |
| 0:35.6 | Turns out you didn't do your tests? |
| 0:37.7 | And then, like, in the middle of a spaceship battle, someone comes in from off the bridge. |
| 0:42.7 | And they're like, you never actually pass your space combat thing. |
| 0:46.3 | And then, like, the Federation falls because you had slept through class. |
| 0:51.0 | Other than the Federation falling, that has actually happened to me. |
| 0:53.7 | So, yeah, I know the feeling. Okay, but it's not that. I'm... Yeah, it's actually a promotion. You're going to be a captain. Oh. What's wrong? No, I'm sorry, sir. Just go on. I was saying this was bad news because I'd hate to lose you as an officer. This is a good move for you, though, a promotion, a highly sought-after position at Starfleet Academy. Yeah, I know, I just... |
| 1:17.5 | What's the matter? I just wish my father had lived to see me make captain, sir. Oh, your father |
| 1:23.2 | died? Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I thought I'd mentioned that. |
| 1:28.7 | You might have. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, it was two weeks ago. |
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