Hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're really doing it. Good to have you. We got a hot guest, special guest. How the hell are you?

Oh, good. All right. It's good to be called special. Yeah. And not in the other context.

Exactly. Well, no, we're excited. As I was saying, I rarely look at the seller line up. I was like, oh, you're in town. This is nice.

Yeah. Yeah. You're like. I don't know how to read. It's been say your name yet. Oh, sorry. My bad. But, uh, yeah. Yeah. Are you by coastal?

Pretty much. But you're mostly LA when it comes to stand up. I am though. But I come here to do my stand up. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel, you know, I bombed last night. And it was that, um, I heard at Derek's shirt show. If you would have, it was so funny.

Derek, um, Gaines has a show and Brooklyn. Oh, okay. And I did the show. Um, we're in Brooklyn at the Brooklyn Comedy Club.

Oh, that's a tough room. Where is it? It's on a Bedford. Yeah. On Williamsburg. Oh, yeah. Everyone bombs in Williamsburg. No.

That's, that's where you're supposed to bomb. That's where the cool kids. They don't, they don't do comedy, but they look at us. They're like, we see what you're trying to do. Yeah.

Those are the worst people ever. But I had my, I have, I was at the, I did the seller and then I did the fat black and I had two really good sets.

Yeah. I was on the show. You weren't at the seller. They were hot. I should have just gone back to the hotel. I should have ended there. But then I was like, no, I'm rigged for destruction.

Yeah. I went over there and I just had how to really bad set. And you know, when you have a set, a bad set in a black room, it is intensified.

Yes. Then Derek went on stage and like killed me after I just bought. So it was funny. That's the worst feeling when you, I remember I did New Year's in this awful old room called CBS comedy club.

Oh, yeah. It was like the alt to the seller back in the day. But I remember I went on, I was there with my girl for the time was like many years ago. And I bombed so hard. And I was like, well, no one's going to get it much New Year's literally like three words up.

Yamanika starts crushing. And I was like, it's just me. Man, I saw Yamanik the other night at like a tough room. And she just talked about shit going on like not even like written stuff killed. And I went up and bombed with like tight material.

It happens to the best of us. And you know what it is. No, no, this to anybody. Yamanika is one of my really good friends. And I don't.

But the comedy audiences now are mixed in with like pop culture people who don't know what stand up is.

I think it's sister.

You know what I mean? So they're like, they go there and they think you're going to dance. Right.

They want to know you got a gimmick. You know what I mean? Are you going to have a prop or are you going to bring somebody on stage and roller skates?

Like this is comedy now. Right. I mean, I was just in Miami improv that they're like too hot. It's all tits. It's all cleavage. It's all sexy.

And I'm the opposite of sexy. I'm like anxiety, huh? You know, and I bite my.

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