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🗓️ 25 April 2022
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Muddled cucumber and chopped chilis (can use jalapeño too)
2 oz Blanco tequila
1 oz lime juice
3/4 oz triple sec or Cointreau
1/4 oz st. Germain Shake.
Rim glass with tajin
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0:00.0 | Hey, hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're really doing it. Sammy the bull. We got Simon Rex on the horn. How are you there, fatty? |
0:14.0 | Well, I'm not only am I zinging. I'm zanging. |
0:18.0 | That's how you know your fan when you use your lingo. I was just not mean the other day. And it was like you know she likes you when she uses your like slang. |
0:26.0 | Yeah, I mean, but I'm such a fan of you guys that I've actually adopted your lingo. So wow. Yeah, I heard my lady the other day. She goes praise a lot. I was like, whoa, that's the soul mate here. I found the one. |
0:38.0 | And you fucked her and she goes comedy. |
0:42.0 | That's great. Yeah. |
0:44.0 | Dude, it's good to have you. We wanted you on for a long time. Yeah, I've wanted to be on a long time. Well, we did we did my pot. |
0:50.0 | I had a pod called nervous Rex that I just did to do something during the pandemic. And I had him on and I was butt naked on my end of the zoom. |
0:57.0 | He didn't know until the very end. Then I revealed that I was naked. So I'm surprised I'm even here. Very impressive. |
1:02.0 | Yeah, look great naked by the way. What do you do? |
1:04.0 | What do you do? What do you do? |
1:05.0 | What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? |
1:07.0 | Incredible shape. Great dawn. Thank you. |
1:09.0 | Thank you. Beautiful butthole. You do a great dawn. Oh, you saw Red Rocket. You've shaped on. Oh, it was fake. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. |
1:15.0 | Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm out in the dress. So we kept it a secret context. I did a movie called Red Rocket where I have full frontal running down the street. |
1:24.0 | You're amazing and flopping dick. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. But fake dick because if it was real, it would have to be rated X. |
1:32.0 | So that's the law in America. So not everyone knows that. So if there's any frontal and American movie, it has to be fake because it's rated R. |
1:41.0 | Yeah. So that's how it works. Yeah. So anytime you've seen like Vito more Vito, Vego, Vego Morton said, what's his name is Vego? |
1:48.0 | I don't know. That's Italian. Oh, maybe it's Italian. Vego. Are you talking about these two promises? Is that the one? |
1:53.0 | Well, what was his movie where he hanged? He hung dong and obviously Mark Wahlberg with the he pulled it up. Yeah. |
1:58.0 | Anyway, we'll have a Kevin Bacon and Wild things. Is that fake? He had his dick out and mouth. Yeah. For no reason too. It was literally the last thing in the movie. |
2:05.0 | Yeah. He's just he's just naked in the shower and was like, what? It had to be fake. So any type of reparations for all the tits we saw in that movie. |
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