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Future former presidential candidate Kamala Harris has made a new campaign promise in

a tweet, which said, and this is a real quote, when elected president, I will give Congress

100 days to put a gun safety bill on my desk. And if they don't, I will take executive action,

unquote. Ms. Harris further says that when elected, she will wear a golden crown, studded

with rubies, a flowing purple robe with a white, urban collar, and she'll change the constitution

with a touch of her scepter, which will double as a magic wand. Harris told reporters, quote,

I didn't sleep my way into politics to just stand around doing nothing once I have all

that sweet, sweet power in my hot little hands. I envision a close presidential race that

further inflames the division and anger tearing this country to pieces, swiftly followed

by my destroying the rights half the nation holds dear, unquote.

After her stunning performance at the debate in which she unfairly implied Joe Biden was

racist and sentimentalized the catastrophic policy of busing observers say Harris has recaptured

some of the feisty spirit that caused Willie Brown to call her quote a terrific lay and

well worth 120,000 dollar patronage job. I had to give her for the privilege of getting

my hands on her, unquote. Strategists in the Harris campaign say if their girl can just

continue race fading and getting dewy about crappy leftist policies, she should have a

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