Ladies and gentlemen, the President of United States of America.

We had some pretty good athletes. I wasn't a bad athlete. My brothers weren't, but all the real athletes in this family were women.

So, you got it. You got it.

Anyway.

This has been the President of United States of America. May God have mercy on our souls.

Stu does America.

This is a very famous and magnificent event.

It's been a very, very long time.

The last day of the presidential election is about to get two more Republican candidates.

Yeah. Are you running? I bet you are. Just odds are you're in the race.

But we'll tell you who the new two are that are announcing today.

And we announce, of course, our show today we're going to do.

We've done a couple of shows on it, but honestly, the back of fourth is a little boring.

I thought for some little adjustment to the plan today, we could dive into one particular aspect of the debt ceiling bill, which is advancing now through Congress.

And we'll likely eventually get through here in the next few days.

The White House and the GOP, both claiming victory here. Yes, the White House GOP, both claim victory on the student loans in the debt limit bill.

Now one thing you can always know, a lot of people say, well, the Democrats and the Republicans are both taking credit for a victory here.

You know, one of them has to be lying. And the truth is, no, that's not accurate at all.

The truth is, when they both claim victory, you're the one that's losing.

That's what always happens. When they're both saying, yay, look at the great job we did by partisanship.

Or we're just both doing wonderful things. You're usually the one getting screwed.

And that's kind of the case here. Let's go into this. What the debt ceiling deal means for student loan payments.

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