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Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally made it after 330-some-odd terrible, awful, non-prideful

days. We are here. It's Pride Month and I'm extremely excited about it. I will tell you

this and I will say I'm a little frustrated that Pride is the only deadly sin that gets

a month. Why is that? Have we thought about this? There's no reason that that has to

be the case. We can change things. This is America. We can do it boys and girls and every

one of the other 94 genders. For example, envy. I don't know what envy should be in. It's

a tough one to think. What is envy month? I don't know. How about February? Yes, February

only has 28 months. It's jealous. 28 days. It's jealous of all the other months. Why not

envy month in February? How about greed? Greed. I mean, you might say America, evil

capitalist, greedy all the time, but no, no. I say greed should be in April. Yes, April.

Because that's tax time and the government is ripping away all of your money. Greed month

of April. How about wrath? Wrath is a tough one. Which month would perfectly capture wrath?

Well, I would say the one with Mayday in it. Yeah, communism, socialism on the rise and

they killed like a hundred million people. So wrath month in May. How about sloth? I

will tell you, I live in Texas and it's like a thousand degrees in the summer. In August,

all I want to do is sit around and do nothing. Sloth month, August coming soon in 2024.

Now, as you might say, hey, Stu, you look like you're practicing gluttony all the time.

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