Ep 72: The Paltrow Treatment

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Karen Kilgariff, Keith Powell, Katy Brand and Gareth Gwynn join host, Dave Holmes for a c-bomb littered riot of secret spilling and Gwyneth dissing, comedy quizzing. Note: The UK team weren't able to take part in the secret spilling part – apparently calling the show International Waters doesn't offer the level of protection from English laws that one might have hoped. Karen Kilgariff wants to plug her podcasts Do You Need A Ride and My Favorite Murder as well as her recent appearance in Zach Galifianakis' new show, Baskets and recommends Julia Davies' TV show Hunderby. Keith Powell wants to plug his web series Keith Broke His Leg and recommends Jeff Nichol's new movie Midnight Special. Katy Brand wants to plug her novel, Brenda Monk is Funny and her up-coming Edinburgh Fringe show, I Was A Teenage Christian. Katy recommends Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney's TV show, Catastrophe. Gareth Gwynn wants to plug his TV show Bull and recommends former IW guest, Ben Partridge's new MaxFun podcast, Beef and Dairy Network. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Chris Gethard's new podcast Beautiful Anonymous. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:08.5	This is a very special episode because there's a story that is really big in one of our countries, and the people from that country are literally forbidden to speak about it.
0:16.8	So stay tuned all the way to the end because we're going to add in a very special little segment where we talk about a story that we literally can't talk about right now because if we do, our British comedians will be locked away in jail.
0:29.1	They'll be put in the Tower of London for decades.
0:32.5	You're listening to International Waters. playing for the country that's got two episodes of American crime story left.
1:03.5	And I can't wait to find out whether OJ is guilty.
1:05.8	From Katie Brand's big-ass show, it's Katie Brand.
1:07.9	Welcome back, Katie Brand.
1:09.0	Thank you very much.
1:10.0	Thank you.
1:10.3	It's always a pleasure to hear an American say the title of my old sketch show because over here people just don't
1:16.1	like saying it really no they don't like saying ass over here it was a terrible mistake me naming it that
1:21.5	people just kind of mangling it's so many times i've just been introduced as the one from katie brand's
1:26.6	big ass oh yeah it's not that's different that's really very different So many times I've just been introduced as the one from Katie Brand's Big Ass.
1:28.5	Oh, yeah.
1:29.1	It's not.
1:29.9	That's different.
1:31.1	That's really very different.
1:33.5	You could have thought that one through a little bit more.
1:34.5	Yeah, I know, I know. To be honest.
1:35.5	Also, playing for Team UK, the voice of BBC Radio Wales and the creator of UK TV's Bull.
1:40.5	He's Gareth.
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