Ep 71: Peas Is Problematic

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Kulap Vilaysack, Janet Varney, Ben Partridge and Tiffany Stevenson join host, Dave Holmes for stories about dumb crimes, old timey musicians and chicken fights. Kulap Vilaysack wants to plug her SeeSo.com show Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and recommends FX Network comedy You're The Worst. Janet Varney wants to plug her podcast The JV Club and is on Twitter @JanetVarney and recommends SeeSo.com's Bajillion Dollar Propertie$. Ben Partridge wants to plug his podcast The Beef and Dairy Network and his BBC sketch show Small Scenes and recommends mid-aughts era of US reality show Celebrity Apprentice. Tiffany Stevenson wants to plug her BBC show People Just Do Nothing and is on Twitter @TiffStevenson and recommends Salt-N-Pepa, the Netflix show Love and New York comedian Jenna Friedman. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. His book Party Of One comes out June 28th and is available for pre-order now. Dave would like to recommend Super Ex Girlfriend. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. We are currently at a time in American history where the presidential nominee from one of our political parties is going to be decided by chicken fight. Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are just going to put Melania and Ethel or Helen or whatever her name is,
0:24.8	Heidi, on their shoulders and just have him slug it out in a pool.
0:27.9	And that's how we're going to get our next president.
0:30.6	I'm determined that that's what that's like the most dignified option.
0:33.5	It's very comforting.
0:34.2	A pool of pudding.
0:36.3	Pudding even.
0:38.2	A pool of putty.
0:39.6	I'll fucking take it.
1:11.8	You're listening to International Waters. Now playing for the country that is feeling sick from too many Cadbury's cream eggs,
1:17.3	he's a comedy writer for horrible histories and The Now Show and the creator of the beef and dairy podcast.
1:18.7	He's Ben Partridge.
1:19.5	Hello.
1:20.6	How are you?
1:23.4	What a pleasure to be on the show.
1:24.9	And how polite everyone is.
1:26.0	We usually don't get applause.
1:28.7	It's something about your magnetism, Ben Partridge.
1:31.2	Do you want me to bring it down a bit, make it a bit less polite?
1:32.0	I would not.
1:32.8	I would not.
1:34.0	Wow.
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