Think you're having a tough day?

One man's three-year-old tried to unlock his iPad so many times.

It locked until 2067.

Try again in 25, 436,442 minutes.

How's your day going so far? Part of the show.

the show. I know you like the burns.

Part of the show

Not again baby

Anyway, how's your day going? You all right? Look, New York City declares public health

emergency. I know. You think, in New York, what a surprise. Correct. They declare a public health emergency orders mandatory

measles vaccinations. Right? This is if you fly to New York, this is what you're hearing today.

So the other day I'm thinking I saw it. I keep seeing headlines of measles, measles, measles, and we've talked about it here on the show in the past I

mean something is going on there's something happening something is coming something's

happening so I thought well you know what I'll just Google measles and under the news category.

Now I Google a lot of things in my life.

It's the first time I believe I've googled Measles.

Now, it's amazing.

All right, first of all I got 25 million 400,000 results.

The top one is of course the New York story declaring an emergency requiring vaccinations

and that goes on and on why measles parties are a bad idea for parents that be

you know getting together so their kids get measles and then they've moved on.

Yep, my kids had measles were moved on.

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