A helpful hint to live to be at least a hundred years old on Fat Pile Friday here on

chewing the fat Louise Jean Signor from the Bronx, born in Harlem,

turned 107 years old this week.

She says it's not eating well or regularly exercising that has kept her

alive this long. It's being free of any man's or woman's baggage. I never got married, that's the secret. My sister says,

I wish I never got married. Think about it. So, There is something happening in Harlem. I made a point of saying that she was born in Harlem because she's living in the Bronx now

but the oldest person in the US right now is in Harlem at a hundred and fourteen years of age. I mean you're doing some distance now my friends.

You're doing some distance. Now she said Italian food is very good for you. I was brought up with very good food.

No soda, no cake.

That's not living.

Wait.

I have to not have soda and not have cake.

Those are the two things you have like every day.

I mean, you can't prove that I have cake every day.

Oh, I can.

You can't prove on the soda though, this little... I can't say that I... I mean I've talked a lot about that.

People... People watching you right now can see you eat cake every day.

No soda.

You just jump into the break room.

I just coming out, just jump into the breakroom.

No soda. That'd be tough.

If I have to give that up, I'm going to have to at some point, I know.

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