Hey, Lissa. Hey Sam. Are you ready?

I'm ready to run, run.

You're welcome.

Hi.

I knew you were gonna hate that.

Of all the places you could have put,

Alyssa just took her gum out of her mouth

and then put it on her phone.

Because you said you don't like it

when people put their gum on your surfaces.

So normally I would have put it on the window ledge,

but which is also, why not like the cap of your periae?

Yeah, I thought about that too,

but I know that I wanna take a little tasty drink of that.

So what am I gonna do?

I gotta avoid my gum for the whole episode.

Matt put his gum on the table once

and I was like, what the fuck is,

he's like chewed gum directly on my coffee table

and I was like, what the fuck is this?

And he was like, what do you mean?

And I was like, you're 30, I mean you're 34

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