Brothers and sisters, we welcome you to the podcast and hope you will find joy in listening

to the infants this day.

Those of you who are here to listen for your own edification, good on you.

For those here listening on behalf of deceased persons, what the hell are you thinking?

They're dead.

They can't hear a damn thing.

Or can they?

Brothers and sisters, if you are true and faithful to the things you hear in today's episode,

the day will come when you probably will rule over everyone, because that's just how

we roll.

The realization of these blessings is dependant on your ability to stomach the contents of

this episode.

And listen to it all the way to the end, and believe everything you hear, and be indoctrinated

by the infants, placing their scatterbrained thoughts and opinions above all else, or else,

for the infants shall not be mocked, except when they do it to themselves or when it happens

without consequence in any other way.

If any of you desire to withdraw rather than press onward with this episode and accept

these things of your own free will and choice, then just stop the episode, I mean it's

pretty easy, just press stop, and then no one's holding a gun to your head.

This is infants on thrones, baby steps.

The philosophies of men, mingled with humor, mingled with men, mingled with humor, we are

evolving.

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