Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Doe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy Detective. I went to the flea market today, Jordan.

And is that every other Sunday or every Sunday?

It's on a Sunday where it's almost every Sunday if I can take children with me, then I'm allowed

to go every Sunday. Otherwise, if it's a more ambitious flea market that I couldn't make it through

with children, I'm going to have to wait for an in-law to be visiting. Got to wait for an in-law.

Oh, so when you say an ambitious flea market, are there flea markets that are set up like

American Ninja Warrior where you have to dodge rotating laser. Laser from American Gladiators

is usually there with those Q-tips with the foam ends. I'm talking of the giant Q-tip with the foam.

And he's selling vintage beer signs too. No, just kicking the shit out of people.

Just really kicking the shit out of people. He's not there as a vendor. He's not testing people's

metal. My understanding is he's not even there in a professional capacity. He's not being paid by

the venue for personal appearance or some cases, two bucks to get in like everybody else.

Yeah. And the guy just does not have a lot of chances to kick the shit out of people,

but he's found that flea market folk, as we like to call ourselves, are willing to tolerate it

more than most. Like he'll go down to the Glendale Galleria and immediately somebody

calls the cops. Right. But the flea market therapy, they're like, well, he's, you know,

we're all just doing our best. It's a form of self-care to kick the shit out of people with

your foam baton. Hi, I'm at the Glendale Galleria. There's a 60 year old muscle man with a giant

Q-tip. He's outside the Microsoft store. It's like the Apple store. I don't know why they do it.

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