Ep. 716: Toothin' with Matt Kirshen and Andy Wood

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Matt Kirshen and Andy Wood (Probably Science pod) join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of what size and color Snoopy's dog hog would be if it were depicted in a parade balloon, the role of the blushing vicar in English comedy, and what to do if a movie ruins your childhood. Plus, Matt saw a rocket blast into space that Andy's roommate engineered!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse from Orn America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.0	Jordan Morris.
0:16.1	Hey Jesse.
0:18.0	Yeah buddy. What's going on?
0:20.2	How do I get on a float?
0:22.6	Oh, that's a good question my friend.
0:26.5	Because it's float season. Yeah. You seen these parades right? There's flashing them all
0:31.1	over TV floats going all over town. I don't even need Jordan to get on a float float.
0:39.8	You know what I mean? Like I don't need to be in the Rose parade.
0:44.7	I just want to be in the Highland Park Christmas parade. And I think for that all you have
0:49.8	to do is is rent a convertible like just from Avis. Just rent a convertible Mustang.
0:56.1	You know pay the extra $30 rent a Mustang and join the parade.
1:00.0	It's not a really a float though is it? I don't know. I just like you see these floats
1:06.0	right? And they're covered in people and you've never even heard of some of these
1:09.5	assholes.
1:10.5	Yeah. Some of these people are just a comptroller.
1:13.0	Yeah. Or somebody who works for like, you know, Westinghouse.
1:16.5	Yeah. Or it's just Ronald make the real Ronald McDonald. He's not wearing his makeup.
1:21.6	So you can't even see that it's the famous clown. You know what I mean? It just looks
1:26.3	like some dickhead with giant feet. Yeah. Right. Smells like fries. Yeah.
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