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Slack.com slash DHQ. A new 2020 election poll is out and it shows that

87% of people pulled feel that polling people this early in the election process is meaningless.

17% say if the pollster doesn't leave them alone, they're going to bounce them down

the street like a basketball. 76% of people pulled say that Donald Trump is a menace to

everything Americans hold dear or else he's that big guy with the orange hair who plays

golf all the time and his president of the United States, they're not sure which. 52% say whoever

he is, they liked him better on the apprentice. While 46% say they can't watch the apprentice

anymore because now they have a job because of that orange-haired guy who plays golf all

the time. When asked about Democrat candidates, 63% say they prefer Joe Biden because they

heard his name somewhere before and he looks kind of familiar. 23% favor Bernie Sanders

because he reminds them of their favorite Uncle Mo before he had to be putting the home

and they've always felt kind of guilty about that and 12% say they might vote for Pete

Buttigieg unless it turns out he's queer. When it comes to the most important issues facing

voters in the next election, 26% say it's better sell reception although possibly that

was just an excuse to get off the phone with the pollster. 23% say they want something

for free because they never get anything for free and why aren't things ever free anymore

and 14% say it's getting just a little damn peace and quiet without the phone ringing

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