Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week we're joined by Smilin' Al Madrigal, plus Jordan is deeply, profoundly, astonishingly, surprisingly offended by MTV's The Hills. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

With us, alongside us, joining Jordan on Big Orange Couch, a comedian, actor, Al Madrigal.

Al, welcome to the show.

It has been a long time. The last time we saw each other, Al, before this time was a benefit, a high time's benefit show for the legalization of marijuana in San Francisco.

Horrible show.

How did we get booked? Do you remember how we got involved in that, Jordan?

I wasn't involved in that.

Did you invest in that?

I did not invest in that.

What do you mean, what do you do? I've never been to a high time's benefit in my life.

Oh, maybe you weren't there, Jordan. Maybe it was just me and Jim and somebody else.

Oh, this is a prank, the Dean show.

This is a prank, the Dean show.

And after college, this was after college.

But it was a high time's show.

Did we write some pot themed sketches for that?

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