Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go! Jesse's away on his honeymoon, so I'll be joined by big-time

Geno Neal and comedian Chris Fairbanks. Let's go.

This is Jordan, Jesse, go. I am Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Very big-time Geno Neal. We are joined by stand-up comedian and now I guess

officially television personality Chris Fairbanks. Chris Fairbanks welcome back to the program.

Thank you, thank you for having me. You may recognize Chris Fairbanks from his appearances

doing stand-up on Comedy Central, perhaps as a correspondent for Fuel Television.

Okay, yes. And now most recently he is on the Comedy Central program.

Reality bites back. Reality bites, but you wouldn't recognize me as Chris Fairbanks on that

because they only say my first name. Okay. That was something I realized.

So you play Chris? Yeah, I'm Chris, without a last name.

Okay, but you would maybe prefer that they were giving you the full billing.

Or that my name was Ant, or TIG, or one word. Sure.

Madonna, I'll go with Madonna too. Well, you're like a Brazilian soccer star now.

Oh, yeah. So by one name. That and the fancy footwork.

I have that in common. And dying in a plane crash.

I do prefer to call it football. And doing lots of cocaine.

You know, there are stereotypes about South American soccer players.

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