Ep 71: Pick Up, It's Your Future Calling

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The most important day of five women's lives has finally come as soon-to-be mega millionaire pop producers CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) alert the chosen members of ME ALSO of their destiny. Some people didn't pick-up and they left messages without a callback number. Stay on your toes, bitches.

Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli/Theme Song: @iamsarahdooley

**Check out Corinne, Rosebud, and Two Less Lonely Girls live at JFL42 in Toronto this September! For tix and info, please visit www.jfl42.com

And this October as part of the Rogue Island Comedy Festival in Rhode Island https://www.rogueislandcomedyfest.com**

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic and all
0:31.2	Post to my current Fisher and Rosebaker. Welcome back everybody to two less lonely girls. I'm Rosebud Baker. I'm
0:38.1	Corinne Fisher and today's gonna be a very exciting day. Yes.
0:43.0	After weeks and weeks of pumping up are soon to be hit band, me also,
0:49.2	which people are talking to me in public,
0:50.8	like other comics are asking me about it.
0:52.3	It is really catching on I
0:53.4	really is I really think I'm really excited about it every time I say the name
0:57.5	me also I fucking laugh yeah I feel good about it people I can just see people in their convertibles heading down the shore listening
1:07.0	to tears in my pocket like it's all coming together absolutely and I am
1:11.5	pumped and I'm and we've known now you know since we walked out of the auditions
1:16.2	4 July weekend who we were going to choose for the group but we've left everyone on the edge of their seats
1:21.8	including everyone who audition.
1:23.4	So they probably have been hired elsewhere by now.
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