Ep 70: Diddy, IT’S ON!

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

It’s quite suspicious that right after hosts CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) announced they would be manufacturing the second greatest pop group to ever exist (Spice Girls being #1, obvs) Diddy decided to bring back “Making the Band”. On this episode, Corinne & Rosebud discuss the reboot, whether the members of O-Town are hot or not, and if either of them have ever heard a song by Danity Kane.

Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli/Theme Song: @iamsarahdooley

**Check out Corinne, Rosebud, and Two Less Lonely Girls live at JFL42 in Toronto this September! For tix and info, please visit www.jfl42.com

And this October as part of the Rogue Island Comedy Festival in Rhode Island https://www.rogueislandcomedyfest.com**

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic and all
0:31.2	Post to my current fishery rose by Baker. Welcome back everybody to two less lonely girls.
0:37.0	To two less lonely girls.
0:38.3	Sorry Rosebud was finishing a while and I'm still not finished and I will be finishing it and I'm so sorry but I got a
0:44.6	fuel up okay it's been a while I'm I don't know that I've ever seen you eat
0:50.0	anything that wasn't a mozzarella stick or a pizza so this is exciting for me as your
0:54.9	friend it's still carbs and fat well yeah I guess it's like there's no cheese
0:59.4	so that's like a it's you're pretty much on a diet butter. Oh, there's butter on it. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. Yeah, if you eat it goes without butter
1:08.4	Go honestly suck my dick. What if you do syrup and no butter? I usually do put butter but just
1:14.4	you know sometimes I'm out of butter. You just do butter no syrup? No syrup, just
1:19.5	butter. I love salt too. I love a savory treat treat the amount of butter that I put on one roll when
1:25.9	dining out is it's nuts it's not it should be illegal probably yeah it should be a
1:30.9	documentary on Netflix the the amount of butter.
1:32.5	I just put a full tablespoon between two, two egos.
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