Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton damn it.

And the show is brought to you by

The Naked Kitchen, a three-star Bistro serving you delicious French cuisine, all prepared by an entirely

naked kitchen staff.

Yes, have a delicious and erotic dining experience knowing that back in the kitchen, behind closed doors,

your chef is making food with no clothes on. The waiters and wait staff are all dressed normally.

They're wearing white shirts and black ties, you know the score. And of course your

fellow patrons are wearing business casual as befits visiting any French bistro.

But back in the kitchen, the head chef, sou chef, pastry

chef, ruticea, all are very much in the buff.

As are the dish cleaners all nude.

The naked kitchen is famous for its sexy omelet province all,

sexy grand marinae French toast, and of course it's tantalizing desserts, the sexy

cream brulet, sexy chocolate pie, and sexy apple tart.

I tried the naked kitchen this weekend and I'll be honest I was skeptical that I would be

sated let alone aroused by a French bistro where the kitchen staff who you never see or interact with at all are working with no clothes on.

In fact to be very honest with you I was initially very uncomfortable with this idea the whole

thing struck me as fairly unhygienic.

However I can tell you after a delicious meal of sexy pan-seared trout and the mouth-watering

dessert of sexy Godiva white chocolate cheesecake.

It is the finest bistro on this side of the mulch district.

Now I should stress just so we're all very clear on this.

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