Ep 70 | Parrots as Anti-Opiod Weaponry: Friday Release Valve | Guest Mike Kaplan
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2019
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Mike Kaplan, co-host of the "Lost in America Podcast," joins Heaton to sort the week's most baffling headlines. Including: The artistic abilities of pigs, radioactive cremations, the sex life of Adam West, and the feasibility of leprechauns.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. |
| 0:13.6 | I am your host and friend, neighbor and lover, Andrew Heaton. |
| 0:19.2 | And you're going to be joined in a minute by the very funny Mike Kaplan. He is the co-host of Lost in America, |
| 0:25.3 | the podcast. If you're a fan of Turner Sparks, this is the emperor behind Darth Vader, or alternately, |
| 0:32.4 | the Lady Macbeth behind Macbeth. |
| 0:35.0 | You can sort that out on your own. |
| 0:36.2 | But anyway, he's going to join me in a minute. |
| 0:37.6 | And we're going to do a Friday release Felled episode, |
| 0:40.2 | which means that we are under no obligation to at any point wander into anything even remotely substantive. |
| 0:45.7 | This is just us blowing off steam for the enjoyment of your commute on the way home before you have a responsible adult beverage and then read a book. |
| 0:53.8 | Which you should do because I think you should read more. |
| 0:55.7 | That is my thought on that. |
| 0:56.7 | But before we get into any of it, we do need to pay those bills, don't we? |
| 0:59.7 | And that means a word from our sponsor. Something's off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by |
| 1:05.0 | the Edible Suit from Suits by Terry. |
| 1:09.0 | Has this ever happened to you? |
| 1:12.0 | So what seems to be the problem? This ever happened to you? |
| 1:13.0 | So what seems to be the problem? |
| 1:14.0 | Well, Doc, I've been feeling kind of under the weather lately. |
| 1:17.0 | Let me check your pulse. |
| 1:18.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 1:19.0 | How is it? Not good. |
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