Ep. #709: Louis C.K., Van Jones, Thomas Friedman
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.2 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series Real Time with Bill Maher. |
| 0:07.0 | Start the clock. Thank you. |
| 0:23.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:26.6 | How you going? Thank you. |
| 0:40.3 | How you going? |
| 0:41.3 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:43.3 | Thank you, people. How are you? |
| 0:46.3 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:49.3 | Oh, so great to see you. |
| 0:52.3 | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. |
| 0:58.8 | Right back at you. And I, uh, I appreciate you being in a good mood because, you know, |
| 1:06.5 | you're going to have to live with the government without the government for a while. |
| 1:09.9 | You know, this... Why are we laughing at that? |
| 1:14.3 | They did it. I feel like we do this every fucking year, this story. |
| 1:17.5 | Government shut down. Government shut down. And Trump is devastated about it. You know how much he loves the government. |
| 1:24.6 | He said, next you're going to tell me Wendy's is all out of salad. |
| 1:32.6 | Shit. |
| 1:34.9 | Government's closed. |
| 1:35.7 | I'm going to have to play more golf. |
| 1:39.2 | But luckily, |
| 1:40.6 | he's negotiating calmly and in good faith. |
| 1:45.2 | I'm joking, of course. |
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