You know, every now and then I like to stop and take a look at the ever-developing field

of the Democrat presidential hopefuls because I feel this should always be time in this busy

life to stop and share a quiet smile over the hapless stupidity of blithering knuckleheads.

The latest to join the campaign is Beto O'Rourke, who will be replacing Beto O'Rourke, whose

campaign faltered when people found out he was Beto O'Rourke.

The original O'Rourke's campaign was launched with a cover story in Vanity Fair in which

she announced he was, quote, born to do this, unquote.

His new campaign was launched by apologizing for being on the cover of Vanity Fair and

for saying he was born to do this and for being male and for being white.

Then he live streamed himself getting a massage from a Mexican barber.

Beto promises he will overcome his white privilege by selecting a minority, female as his

running mate and then stepping down to let her be the president.

When asked why he didn't just skip a step and get out of the race, Beto apologized

for not having thought of that and relaunched his campaign without himself in it.

Mayor Buttigieg is running on a platform of being homosexual while being under vicious

attack by vice president Mike Pence in his imagination because Pence has always been

very kind to him in real life.

Buttigieg's campaign slogan is get Mike Pence out of my head.

It's driving me crazy.

It's been a big hit with homosexual schizophrenics who hear Mike Pence's voice attacking them and

want it to stop.

Buttigieg will also be relaunching his campaign just as soon as he admits that this one

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