Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thornecke, a Lars Newt bar

I'm your permanent new co-host Nick repeat edams

Okay, so I just want to get right off at the top of the show

By the way, Jordan is on assignment this week

That's what they say

That's what they always say when a baseball announcer is away that they're on assignment

Like they've gone to like they've gone to Kabul

Right

To Kabul

There's a six foot two left handed relief feature at a Kabul

Nick Adams is here with us and I just actually repeat Adams in my podcast appearances

Okay, so I just wanted to get out of the way because it has been six, eight weeks

That the only form of correspondence that I have received is hey Jesse

Did you know there's a baseball player named Lars Newt bar?

The answer to that is yes, I know there's a baseball player named Lars Newt bar

Yes, I too celebrate that this man is named Lars Newt bar

So we're all on the same page with the re-Newt bar

That is if you pitch that in a room like there's a lot of things that happen in the world as a comedy writer

And you're just like nope, that's bad

If you pitch that in the comedy room people would go,

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