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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 700: Shut Butt and Dry Buns with Steve Agee

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 β€’ 3.5K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Steve Agee (THE SUICIDE SQUAD) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Steve's horrific first kidney stone, Jordan's relentless quest to have the clearest pee at the doctor's office, and what it might cost to get Eminem to rap about a supervillain. Plus, Jesse puts his semiotics background to work parsing – what else? – cum words.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.4

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.7

It's Jordan Jesse. No, I'm Jesse foreign the mail man. Jordan Morris boy detective. I got a new passion Jordan

0:18.4

Is it staying at the Mayo Clinic?

0:20.9

Yes, it's a Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Oh

0:24.9

They're curing my cancer so good Jordan. Yeah

0:27.7

It's Mayo Nays Jordan. I mean, it is a great condiment. I would say top three for me at least

0:36.6

Yeah, what would you say are you're if you had to off the top of your head pick three mayonnaise is gonna be one of them

0:42.8

let's say

0:45.2

mayonnaise right

0:47.2

Do I may rank in these or these just top three? No, this is just top three that if you want to rank them later

0:51.9

Go for it, but right now we're really just talking about your top three

0:55.2

Got to be mayonnaise right um, I think I'm gonna go blue cheese. I mean, it's not super versatile

1:02.8

But when it hits. Oh, baby. It hits. I love blue cheese so far. I think I think I'm with you all the way Jordan so far

1:11.1

And then number three. It's gotta become

1:15.2

Yeah, well, it's gotta be male come

1:20.4

Thank you and again, this is just top three. I'm not ranking these so like

1:24.8

Obviously sometimes blue cheese will be one you know sometimes come will be two and sometimes man a's will be one

1:32.0

ejaculate yeah, so

1:34.7

Different ones will rank different places and I'm again. I'm with you 100% Jordan. That's my top three. How about you?

1:41.3

What's your favorite kind of come?

1:44.0

Probably when they've been eating pineapple

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