Well, we're now entering the third day of Elissa Milano's sex strike, bringing to hundreds of millions,

the number of men not having sex with Elissa Milano. Milano announced she would stop having

sex with all the men as a protest against a new law in Georgia that prohibits abortion after

the six-week of pregnancy. In a tweet to her dozens of fans and lovers, who for all I know are

the same people, Milano said, quote, if I can't kill a six-week-old baby that I'm going on sex

strike, so I won't conceive a child, which will solve the whole problem, which I wish I'd

thought of in the first place, unquote. The announcement of Milano's sex strike centipanic

through America's male population, who had to start scrambling to find ways to satisfy their

sexual desire other than Elissa Milano. One man from Kansas City who said he wished to remain

anonymous, told the Daily Wire, quote, at first I tried pleasuring myself while watching old

reruns of who's the boss, but I rapidly discovered that watching who's the boss and pleasure

just could not occur simultaneously. Same with Melrose Place and all the other shows Elissa

Milano has been in. Finally, it occurred to me that Elissa Milano's sex strike didn't actually

affect me since she's some Hollywood actress I've never met, and I wasn't having sex with her anyway.

So I just went home to my wife, who's always been very nice to me, and makes an absolutely

spectacular meatloaf and is pretty good at sex, too. Unquote. Many feminists, however, flock to join

Milano's sex strike, though a feminist sex strike is sort of like a Hollywood writer's strike,

since most of the people going on strike haven't been working all that much anyway.

Milano said she will continue to withhold sex until Georgia learns that it must obey the wishes

of people in Hollywood where it will become a state unto itself. And no one wants that.

Trick warning. I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

So here's a fun trick you can try at home. If you want to solve America's constitutional crisis,

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