Commander Hayes to Captain Baxter.

This is Captain Baxter.

We're finding some very interesting things among the ruins here.

It looks like this was once a very advanced civilization.

Are you bringing back samples? Do you need the other assistance with the OAT?

Are you ready to send out another shift?

Well, sir, we found what may or may not be...

Well, it looks like a robot, sir.

It's a super hot robot, sir.

It's a fetching robot, sir. Yeah, maybe not super hot, but attractive. It's an attractive lady robot. Yeah, sir, I wasn't even sure it was a robot at first. I really had to give her a good feel around. Well, it sounds like the away mission's going well. What do you suggest we do? Should I send Crick down to analyze the robot before we can bring it back up to the ship.

I can analyze a robot?

Yeah, Crick, why don't you go down and enjoy the away mission? All right, that'll work fine, sir. I just wanted to make sure before we turned it on, that everything was on the level. I'm going to go down there. I'm going to bring my tricorder. I'm going to bring my scanner. I'm going to do so much scanning on that robot.

I'm going to make that robot feel extra great.

Why do you take Lieutenant King with you too since she's a communications expert? Okay. I get to go? Yeah. Go join the away mission. Oh my gosh. Have fun. I'm so excited. Come on guys, go get out of here. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Keep thinking you're able to handle the bridge on the the bridge. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. Have fun. See you guys later.

Bye.

Alright, bridge old to myself.

Alright, bridge old to myself. Space Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.

Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to

boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.

Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn Hayes.

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