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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus Scene: The Undiscovered Twerking

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Corbomite learns an important life lesson about ancient Earth mating rituals. Also news for 08/18/2013

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, I'm by Star Trek fans. This is Chris Rathgen.

0:06.0

And we've got a bonus scene for you this week. Real quick, two items of news for you.

0:12.0

The first is that this Friday, August 23rd, is our live show at I.O. Chicago.

0:17.0

If you are in the Chicago area, do please join us. That's always a ton of fun. The second item is also of particular interest to Chicago. If you are in the Chicago area, do please join us. That's always a ton of fun.

0:22.6

The second item is also of particular interest to Chicago residents, but anyone who loves

0:28.6

nerd culture should take note. Chicago's geek bar is raising funds for their grand opening

0:34.6

in early 2014. And they're in the midst of a Kickstarter.

0:38.3

If you go to our Facebook page, you can see the options to contribute.

0:42.3

If they reach $70,000, they are getting a replica of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones.

0:48.3

Alternately, if they get 500 backers, the Museum of Science and Industry is throwing them an event for

0:54.6

backers to attend so if any of that interest you check them out but for now

0:59.4

please enjoy this bonus scene this was a warm-up that we did on August 11th

1:05.1

from a suggestion by Derek Kozinski the Undiscovered Twerking.

1:21.1

Eureta, um, would you describe yourself as with it?

1:25.5

That's the number one adjective I used to describe myself.

2:03.5

Um, okay, can you explain what's going on on these space tube videos to me? Because they kind of confuse and confuse me. They confuse me. I'm a little angry, but mostly just confused. Don't be angry. Let's let go of anger. All right. Can we take one moment and make sure we're letting go of anger? All right. Okay, great. I'm going to take a deep breath, that'll help. That always helps. You can never go, make sure you breathe out through your nose. Oh, sorry. Actually, I'm a little congested. I was on a planet this week. Oh. Well, back to the Space tube videos. Yes. Um, there was an old earth practice called pussy popping. Okay. That ladies would use to get control of a new

2:11.4

mate. All right. Okay. Over time, pussy popping alone wasn't enough. Yeah, evolution.

2:17.7

So women developed a new method called twerking.

2:22.0

Okay.

2:23.2

Where they somehow were able to get control of their muscles and their butt cheeks.

2:33.4

Oh, this area. Yeah.

2:35.0

Yeah, right there is some control there.

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